ineedtogetmystorystraight:

Who is she

proctalgia:

one time a boy i didnt like kept trying to sext me so i sent him this

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(Source: proctalgia)

eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

frozen-void:

supernaturally-marvelous:

friendly reminder that this man is that man

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I will always remember you Ab-less Pratt 

(Source: scorpiant)


so much…[pic]

so much…[pic]

(Source: cracksmyshitup)

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

(Source: mclentil)

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

kgm42986:

botanycameos:

consultinginternetlover:

(x)

In the category “moronic questions to ask someone”…

I love his facial expressions

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

(Source: wofu)

meltingpenguins:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

I’m terrified that one day in the far future when aliens come to our world this is going to be what they find
Not the monuments we built or the art that we made
Instead the rest of the universe will remember us as the species that created ‘Broga’

say, didn’t have the term ‘Yoga’ actually a meaning? As in it’s an actual frigging word? Just in a language that is NOT english?

meltingpenguins:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

I’m terrified that one day in the far future when aliens come to our world this is going to be what they find

Not the monuments we built or the art that we made

Instead the rest of the universe will remember us as the species that created ‘Broga’

say, didn’t have the term ‘Yoga’ actually a meaning? As in it’s an actual frigging word? Just in a language that is NOT english?

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

unstablehunter:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

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so i called him and

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IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

(Source: oddhorror)

officialachievementhunter:

calling your friends like

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for real though

lockedin221b:

candoramity:

You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?

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