I’m just a small moth who is fluttering on the winds of freedom, distracted only by the electric light of the great beyond. LOCAL 3 AM PASTA PHILOSOPHER.
i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me
deeply resent that i’ve literally not been able to take a shower since i got this message without thinking “pumice stone butch” to myself the moment the water comes on. i hope you’re all happy.